“If I'm drinking whiskey, straight from the bottle…. You’d better make your own damn sandwich.”

— Alotta Rusty

ALOTTA RUSTY

Delightfully Unhinged

In a world of polished pop stars and auto-tuned teenagers, two titans have risen from the rural ashes to reclaim the stage. 

They are 

ALOTTA RUSTY, a high-octane comedy-country duo fueled by folk melodies, fierce estrogen, and a refusal to go quietly into that good night (unless there’s a comfortable mattress and a heating pad waiting).

Forged in the fires of midlife and tempered by decades of "seeing too much," these two women bring an exaggeratedly epic energy to the stage that can only be described as a musical riot. 

Armed with the holy trinity of folk—the guitar, the banjo, a couple of baby toy grand pianos and the mighty, majestic kazoo—Alotta Rusty's interconnected word bird of original fortitude turns the "female experience" into a grand, comedic opera. 

Whether they are chronicling the legendary saga of a hysterectomy, the gladiatorial combat of modern dating, or the sheer, unadulterated chaos of a Saturday night party that definitely went past 8:37 PM, their songs are the battle cries of a generation.

Their stage presence is nothing short of monumental silliness. With the charisma of outlaw country stars and the off-beat timing of seasoned vaudevillians, Alotta Rusty delivers parodies and originals that bridge the gap between "down-home folk" and "delightfully unhinged." 

They aren't just a band; they are a force of nature, proving that while their joints might be "Rusty," "Alotta" their wit is razor-sharp. 

 Prepare yourselves for the legends of the late-life crisis—this is Alotta Rusty, and they’re just getting started.

 

 

"We asked them to play a 45-minute set. They stayed for three hours, performed a 12-minute kazoo solo about hot flashes, and tried to fix our plumbing. 10/10, would hide the toolbox next time."

— The Sticky Floor Tavern & Grill

"Alotta Who?" ~ Rolling Stones Magazine

"Alotta What?" ~ Playboy Magazine

"Hey Rusty .. call me" ~ Alfred E Newman

"We have no affiliation with Alotta Rusty" ~ Home Hardware Canada

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